Wasserfrau
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28.11.2007 14:24
Re: o/t: Heute schon gelacht?

Liebe Foris,

Folgendes habe ich aus einer englischen Illustrierten. Der Vollständigkeit halber sei noch erwähnt, dss "Genie" in diesem Falle 'Flaschengeist' heißt:


.................................................................~°~° Three Wishes °~°~

A woman is walking on a beach when she finds an old oil lamp. She picks it up and rubs it, and out comas a genie.
The genie says to the woman, "Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp. I will now give you three wishes, but be careful. Whatever you wish for, your ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"
The woman says, "How about million dollars?"
The genie says, "You now have a million dollars in your bank account, and your ex has two million. What is your second wish?"
The woman replies, "I've always wanted a nice car. I'd like a new Ferrari, please."
The genie says, "You now have a new Ferrari, and your ex has two. What is your third wish?"
The woman thinks it over and says, "I'd like you to remove one of my kidneys, please."






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